The campaign to repair Lindsay's disastrous career continues apace, with a special guest spot on 'Ugly Betty.' Now correct me if I'm wrong, but since she became a huge star, Lindsay's never appeared on a TV show, right?

Also, she was recently fired from an upcoming movie because no other big stars would sign onto it if she was in the lead.  And to recover from this, she goes on 'Ugly Betty.' Hmmm...that's what some people would call 'slumming it.' What's the term when you have no other options though? Hmmm...

Anyway, it looks kind of fun. LiLo basically reprises her role as a nasty high school bitch in 'Mean Girls.' Plus, they use a Madonna song in it, which automatically makes me like it.

You be the judge:

Seriously y'all, Dina Lohan is the WORST MOTHER IN THE WORLD!!!!

A new promo for 'Living Lohan,' the summer's most anticipated series (in my apartment anyway) has dropped and Dina really does herself proud. First, we see a scene where Ali Lohan says "I totally want to be llke my sister" followed by Dina saying "unfortunately I have to manage her."

BITCH DON'T EVEN FRONT LIKE YOU AREN'T EXCITED FOR THE EXTRA INCOME! That shit'll keep you in highlights until retirement! PLEASE!

Then she sees some salacious picture of Lindsay and goes off about how wrong it is because her younger kids end up finding out about it. WELL THEY WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT IF YOU HADN'T CALLED ALI OVER TO LOOK AT IT TOO YOU CRAZY BITCH!

I adore her.

Wow.

This is kind of chilling. A new video has surfaced of Angelina Jolie in her early days. Sitting in a heroin den--or so the rumors report; it's either heroin or crack--Angelina babbles with some friends about S&M, pet rabbits and other topics while the girl next to her casually smokes some smack. 

Now, Angie doesn't actually do any drugs on camera, so, ya know, to be fair, she might not have (yes she did). But, ya know. Last I checked, folks didn't go to crack houses to socialize. It's kind of an eerie sight to behold, but we all have our pasts, don't we? At least she turned it around and seems to be a relatively normal woman who does lots of charity work, is a fantastic mother, and steals people's husbands (I'll never forgive you for hurting my Jennifer Aniston. Here me Jolie?!).

Kidding, Kidding. Here's the stuff:

By which I mean AWESOME.

A new promo trailer sort of thing has been released and this show is going to be the fall's biggest mess and I can't wait. All the actors are sort of bland and seem a bit to the vapid side. Except, of course, for Full House's Aunt Becky Lory Loughlin who is really excited about 90210's "hot" "new" plot angle--you have stories about the kids AND the adults that interweave.

Revolutionary! That hasn't been done since Gossip Girl! Gosh, and before that, it hadn't been done since The O.C.! 90210 is really groundbreaking!

Anyway, here's the preview, including the only reason to watch the show, Arrested Development's Jessica Walter, but demonstrably NOT including Jennie Garth. WTF?

For anybody who is a huge Desperate Housewives fan, I'm sure you were perplexed by Sunday's 2-hour finale as well.  First of all, did this show run out of ideas or writers?  Why is it the only way to get rid of a character is to kill them off?  Gabrielle's politician husband.  Kayla's mom.  Crazy stalker girl. Gabrielle's drug dealing roommate.  Katherine's abusive ex-husband.  I mean, the list goes on.  It's like the writers al sit in a room and say "Well, we gotta get rid of the drug dealer roommate because we've run out of story line for her.  What should we do?"  And everyone simultaneously screams, "Kill her!"  

And what is up with the 5 years into the future ending?  Is the new season going to pick up at the 5 years and take the whole season to explain what happened?  Why did they throw so much at us?  I really think that they have a board called "Random Ideas" that would eventually get woven into the show.  But then the writers decided that they've run out of ideas for future seasons, so they've thrown in all the Random Ideas together into one episode.  And the result?  Lots of dead people.